I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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