What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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