if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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