It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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