im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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