i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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