I hate your face
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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