I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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