12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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