bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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