awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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