haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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