That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think my vagina is haunted
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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