sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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