Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The air was thick with penises
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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