Don't you send me to vm
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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