i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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