you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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