I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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