My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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