Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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