You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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