i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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