did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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