My pussy is not your playground.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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