You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
