i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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