so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
jump out the window naked night went bad
Are these your boobs on my camera?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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