Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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You. Win. At. Life.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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