good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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