You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
did i just pee glitter
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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