I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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