At least make sure they are 18
Why
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
