I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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