Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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