Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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