Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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