If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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