i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My bed smells like the plague
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
