doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is wine microwaveable?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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