Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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