Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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