I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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