You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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