2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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