cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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