I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just found puke in my bra..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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