If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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