So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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