im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
handjob tips. give me some.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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