He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
What drink are we having for lunch?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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