Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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