would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
North Korea, Best Korea!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.