the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.