Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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