Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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