So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pants 0. Shit 1.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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